TOILET CAT
I locked it from the inside at nine. The paper is old, I have read it twice, and I am not finished. Nobody in this building has anywhere better to be than me.
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FIRST, THE MIRRORI stand up at the sink like this because the mirror is at person height and I am not going to be the one who adjusts. Whoever hung it made an assumption about who comes in here.
THE SITUATIONEmpty since Tuesday. I have made peace with it and I have made a plan, and only one of those is going well.
THE AUDIENCEFour of them out there. They shuffle, they sigh, and one of them knocks politely every few minutes. I respect him for it and he is still not getting in.
EVENTUALLYI come out with the paper under my arm because I am not finished with it. Nobody says anything to me on the way past.
AND I DO WASH THEMEvery time. That is the part nobody stays around to see, because by then they have all given up and gone down to the second floor.
